Well, last week was my birthday.<\/p>\n
My wife didn\u2019t wish me a happy birthday. My parents forgot and so did my kids.<\/p>\n
I went to work and even my colleagues didn\u2019t wish me a happy birthday.<\/p>\n
As I entered my office, my secretary said, \u201cHappy birthday, boss!\u201d I felt so special.<\/p>\n
She asked me out for lunch. After lunch, she invited me to her apartment.<\/p>\n
We went there and she said, \u201cDo you mind if I go into the bedroom for a minute?\u201d \u201cOkay,\u201d I said.<\/p>\n
She came out 5 minutes later with a birthday cake, my wife, my parents, my kids, my friends, and my colleagues all yelling,<\/p>\n
\u201cSURPRISE!!!\u201d while I was waiting on the sofa\u2026 naked.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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