There were three nuns, they all told the priest that they were going to do one sin each.<\/p>\n
So the priest says ok, do your sins, come back, and I\u2019ll bless you.<\/p>\n
So, they went to do their sins and came back to get blessed.<\/p>\n
The priest asked the first one who was laughing what her sin was. She said, \u201cI had s*x with a guy.\u201d<\/p>\n
The priest said ok, blessed her and said go drink some holy water.<\/p>\n
So she did! The next one was laughing harder, and the priest asked her what her sin was.<\/p>\n
She said, \u201cI got in a fight with another nun.\u201d So he says ok, blessed her and told her to go drink some holy water. So she did.<\/p>\n
The priest asked the last one who was laughing even harder what she did.<\/p>\n
And as she was laughing she said, \u201cI pissed in the holy water!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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