Fish goes to the doctor.<\/p>\n
The doctor says, \u201cHello, sir. What brings you in today?\u201d<\/p>\n
The fish replies, \u201cEverything. I hurt my back at work, I have a cold, my eyesight is going, and I have high blood pressure.\u201d<\/p>\n
The doctor raises his eyebrows, jots down some notes on his clipboard, and says,<\/p>\n
\u201cOkay, Mr. Salmon, what\u2019s your lifestyle like? Do you eat healthily, get enough sleep, all that?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cOh, yes,\u201d replies the fish.<\/p>\n
\u201cI eat organic, sleep at least 7 hours a night, and I never drink or smoke.\u201d<\/p>\n
At that, the doctor smiles and slaps his knee.<\/p>\n
\u201cWell that\u2019s your problem!\u201d he exclaims. \u201cLet me write you a prescription for some Marlboros.\u201d<\/p>\n
The fish is dumbfounded. \u201cDoctor, why?\u201d<\/p>\n
The doctor finishes writing the prescription rips it off his pad, and hands it to the fish.<\/p>\n
\u201cYou need to start smoking,\u201d he says,<\/p>\n
\u201cbecause smoking cures salmon.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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