A woman asked an Army General when the last time he had made love to a woman.<\/p>\n
The general replied \u201c1956, ma\u2019am.\u201d<\/p>\n
The woman, in disbelief said \u201c1956?!<\/p>\n
That long? Come with me and let me make your night better.\u201d<\/p>\n
The woman and general went back to her apartment and made passionate love for over an hour.<\/p>\n
Afterwards, the woman cuddled up to the general and said<\/p>\n
\u201cWell, you sure haven\u2019t forgotten anything since 1956\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n
The general looked at her, confused, and replied<\/p>\n
\u201cI sure hope not, it\u2019s only 2130 now.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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