{"id":21820,"date":"2026-02-28T02:13:12","date_gmt":"2026-02-28T02:13:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=21820"},"modified":"2026-02-28T02:13:12","modified_gmt":"2026-02-28T02:13:12","slug":"a-blonde-is-swimming-in-a-river-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=21820","title":{"rendered":"A blonde is swimming in a river."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/IMG_2440-168x300.webp\" alt=\"\" width=\"168\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-21821\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/IMG_2440-168x300.webp 168w, https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/IMG_2440.webp 572w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 168px) 100vw, 168px\" \/><br \/>\nA blonde is swimming in a river.<\/p>\n<p>A man walks up and asks her, \u201cWhat are you doing in there?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>She says, \u201cI\u2019m washing my clothes.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The man asks, \u201cWhy don\u2019t you use a washing machine?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The blonde says, \u201cI tried that, but it was too dizzy.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A blonde is swimming in a river. A man walks up and asks her, \u201cWhat are you doing in there?\u201d She says, \u201cI\u2019m washing my clothes.\u201d The&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":21821,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-21820","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21820","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=21820"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21820\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":21822,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21820\/revisions\/21822"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/21821"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=21820"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=21820"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=21820"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}