{"id":21824,"date":"2026-03-01T00:09:08","date_gmt":"2026-03-01T00:09:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=21824"},"modified":"2026-03-01T00:09:08","modified_gmt":"2026-03-01T00:09:08","slug":"didnt-i-marry-you-two-last-year","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=21824","title":{"rendered":"Didn\u2019t I marry you two last year?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/IMG_2445-168x300.webp\" alt=\"\" width=\"168\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-21825\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/IMG_2445-168x300.webp 168w, https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/IMG_2445.webp 572w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 168px) 100vw, 168px\" \/><br \/>\nTed and Mary were walking down the street when a priest stopped them and said,<br \/>\n\u201cDidn\u2019t I marry you two last year?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Ted replied, \u201cYes, Father, you did.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The priest asked, \u201cAny children yet?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Mary sighed, \u201cUnfortunately, not yet.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The priest smiled and said,<br \/>\n\u201cI\u2019m going to Rome, I\u2019ll light a candle for you both to be blessed with children.\u201d \ud83d\ude4f\ud83d\udd6f\ufe0f<\/p>\n<p>Years later, whilst at a fundraiser Mary runs into the priest again.<\/p>\n<p>He asks, \u201cSo\u2026 any kids yet?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>She beams,<br \/>\n\u201cYou could say that, just the triplets the first year and then six more after that, one every nine months!\u201d \ud83d\udc76<\/p>\n<p>The priest says, \u201cThat\u2019s wonderful! Where\u2019s your husband, Ted?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Mary replies,<br \/>\n\u201cHe\u2019s gone to Rome\u2026 to blow out your bloody candle!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ted and Mary were walking down the street when a priest stopped them and said, \u201cDidn\u2019t I marry you two last year?\u201d Ted replied, \u201cYes, Father, you&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":21825,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-21824","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21824","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=21824"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21824\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":21826,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21824\/revisions\/21826"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/21825"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=21824"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=21824"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=21824"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}