One night a police officer noticed a car that was traveling very slowly down the highway.<\/p>\n
When he pulled it over the driver asked, \u201cWhat did I do wrong, officer?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cYou were going 26 miles per hour on a major highway. There is a law against that,\u201d the officer replied. \u201cYou have to go at least 50 miles per hour.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cBut when I merged onto the highway, the sign said 26!\u201d explained the driver.<\/p>\n
The officer laughed and said, \u201cThat\u2019s because 26 is the name of the highway, not the speed limit!\u201d<\/p>\n
The driver leaned back in her seat, baffled, and the officer noticed another woman, extremely pale, sitting beside her. \u201cWhat happened to her?\u201d asked the officer.<\/p>\n
\u201cI\u2019m not sure, but she\u2019s been like that ever since we got off of Highway 160.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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