An elderly man goes into his doctor\u2019s office for an annual physical\u2026<\/p>\n
After a while, the doctor comes out and says, \u201cI\u2019m sorry Bill, but we have discovered you have a condition that only allows you another 6 weeks to live.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cBut Doctor,\u201d Bill replied, \u201cI feel great. I haven\u2019t felt better in years. This just can\u2019t be true. Isn\u2019t there anything I can do?\u201d<\/p>\n
After a moment the doctor said, \u201cWell, you might start going down the street to that new health spa and take a mud bath every day.\u201d<\/p>\n
Excitedly Bill asked, \u201cAnd that will cure me?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cNo,\u201d replied the doctor, \u201cbut it will get you used to the dirt.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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