{"id":22013,"date":"2026-03-19T01:40:32","date_gmt":"2026-03-19T01:40:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=22013"},"modified":"2026-03-19T01:40:32","modified_gmt":"2026-03-19T01:40:32","slug":"a-frustrated-housewife-bought-a-new-pair-of-crotchless-panties","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=22013","title":{"rendered":"A frustrated housewife bought a new pair of crotchless panties"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A frustrated housewife bought a new pair of crotchless panties in an attempt to arouse her husband and spice up their dead s*x life. After cooking his favorite meal for dinner one evening.<\/p>\n<p>She had put them on under a revealing short skirt and relaxed with a glass of wine on the sofa directly across from where her husband was sitting in his chair.<br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/IMG_2746-300x300.webp\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-22014\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/IMG_2746-300x300.webp 300w, https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/IMG_2746-150x150.webp 150w, https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/IMG_2746-768x768.webp 768w, https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/IMG_2746.webp 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><br \/>\nAfter several more glasses of wine and at what she thought was the appropriate moment, she uncrossed her legs just wide enough so that her husband could catch a revealing view.<\/p>\n<p>It wasn\u2019t long before his eyes focused on the prize and he asked, \u201cAre you wearing crotchless panties?\u201d \u201cY -e-s,\u201d She answered coyly with a seductive smile. \u201d Thank God!\u201d he said, \u201d I thought you were sitting on the cat.\u201d He never saw her glass of wine coming.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A frustrated housewife bought a new pair of crotchless panties in an attempt to arouse her husband and spice up their dead s*x life. After cooking his&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":22014,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-22013","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22013","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=22013"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22013\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":22015,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22013\/revisions\/22015"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/22014"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=22013"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=22013"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=22013"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}