Three Italian nuns die and go to heaven, where they are met at the Perly Gates by St. Peter.<\/p>\n
He says, \u201cLadies, you all led such wonderful lives,<\/p>\n
that I\u2019m granting you six months to go back to Earth and be anyone you want.\u201d<\/p>\n
The first nun says, \u201cI want-a to be Sophia Loren\u201d and poof! she\u2019s gone.<\/p>\n
The second says, \u201cI want-a to be Madonna\u201d and poof! she\u2019s gone.<\/p>\n
The third says, \u201cI want-a to be Sara Pipalini.\u201d St. Peter looks perplexed.<\/p>\n
\u201cWho?\u201d he says. \u201cSara Pipalini\u201d replies the nun.<\/p>\n
St. Peter shakes his head and says \u201cI\u2019m sorry but that name just doesn\u2019t ring a bell.\u201d<\/p>\n
The nun then takes a newspaper out of her habit and hands it to St. Peter.<\/p>\n
He reads the paper and starts laughing. He hands it back to her and says<\/p>\n
\u201cNo Sister, this says \u2018Sahara Pipeline laid by 500 men in 7 days!\u2019\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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