A priest and a nun were lost in a blizzard. After a while, they came upon a small cabin. Being exhausted, they prepared to go to sleep. There was a stack of blankets and a sleeping bag on the floor \u2013 but only one bed.
\nBeing a gentleman, the priest said, \u201cSister, you sleep on the bed. I\u2019ll sleep on the floor in the sleeping bag.\u201d<\/p>\n
Just as he got zipped up in the bag and was beginning to fall asleep, the nun said \u201cFather, I\u2019m cold.\u201d<\/p>\n
He unzipped the sleeping bag, got up, got a blanket and put it on her.<\/p>\n
Once again, he got into the sleeping bag, zipped it up and started to drift off to sleep when the nun once again said, \u201cFather, I\u2019m still very cold.\u201d<\/p>\n
He unzipped the bag, got up again, put another blanket on her and got into the sleeping bag once again. Just as his eyes closed, she said, \u201cFather, I\u2019m sooooo cold.\u201d<\/p>\n
This time, he remained there, giving the woman a wink and a smile, then said, \u201cSister, I have an idea. We\u2019re out here in the wilderness where no one will ever know what happened. Let\u2019s pretend we\u2019re married.\u201d<\/p>\n
The nun purred, \u201cSounds good to me.\u201d<\/p>\n
To which the priest yelled out, \u201cOkay then \u2013 get up and get your own stupid blanket!\u201d<\/p>\n
Oh the beauty of marriage!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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