A blonde who got a fishing rod for her birthday decided to go ice fishing, to make good use of her gift.<\/p>\n
Early the next morning, she got all her gear together and headed out to the ice.<\/p>\n
When she reached her final destination, she cut a large hole in the ice and dipped the rod in. Suddenly, she heard a voice saying, \u201cThere are no fish in here.\u201d<\/p>\n
So, she moves to another spot and cuts another hole, but then the same voice spoke again, telling her, there are no fish in there.<\/p>\n
She moves for a third time to a new spot, but the same voice again tells her, there are no fish in there.<\/p>\n
Finally the blonde looks up and sees an irritated man staring down at her. She asks him, \u201cHow do you know, there are no fish in here?\u201d<\/p>\n
The man coolly replies, \u201cWell, first of all, this is a hockey rink, and second, you are going to have to pay for those holes.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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