There were Two Nuns.<\/p>\n
One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM), and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL).<\/p>\n
It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent.<\/p>\n
SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the past thirty-eight and a half minutes?<\/p>\n
I wonder what he wants.<\/p>\n
SL: It\u2019s logical. He wants to rape us.<\/p>\n
SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes at the most!<\/p>\n
What can we do?<\/p>\n
SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster.<\/p>\n
SM: It\u2019s not working. SL: Of course it\u2019s not working.<\/p>\n
The man did the only logical thing.<\/p>\n
He started to walk faster, too.<\/p>\n
SM: So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one minute.<\/p>\n
SL: The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that way and I\u2019ll go this way.<\/p>\n
He cannot follow us both. So the man decided to follow Sister Logical.<\/p>\n
Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is worried about what has happened to Sister Logical.<\/p>\n
Then Sister Logical arrives.<\/p>\n
SM: Sister Logical! Thank God you are here! Tell me what happened!<\/p>\n
SL: The only logical thing happened. The man couldn\u2019t follow us both, so he followed me.<\/p>\n
SM: Yes, yes! But what happened then?<\/p>\n
SL: The only logical thing happened. I started to run as fast as I could and he started to run as fast as he could.<\/p>\n
SM: And?<\/p>\n
SL: The only logical thing happened. He reached me.<\/p>\n
SM: Oh, dear! What did you do?<\/p>\n
SL: The only logical thing to do. I lifted my dress up.<\/p>\n
SM: Oh, Sister! What did the man do?<\/p>\n
SL: The only logical thing to do. He pulled down his pants.<\/p>\n
SM: Oh, no! What happened then?<\/p>\n
SL: Isn\u2019t it logical, Sister?<\/p>\n
A nun with her dress up can run faster than man with his pants down.<\/p>\n
And for those of you who thought it would be dirty, say two Hail Marys!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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