A preacher was completing a temperance sermon: with great expression he said, \u201cIf I had all the beer in the world, I\u2019d take it and throw it into the river.\u201d With even greater emphasis he said.<\/p>\n
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\nAnd if I had all the wine in the world, I\u2019d take it and throw it into the river. \u201cAnd then finally, he said, \u201cAnd if I had all the whiskey in the world, I\u2019d take it and throw it into the river. \u201cAnd then finally, he said, \u201cAnd if I had all the whiskey in the world, I\u2019d take it and throw it into the river. \u201cHe sat down.<\/p>\n
The song leader then stood very cautiously and announced with a smile, \u201cFor our closing song, let us sing Hymn # 365: \u201cShall We Gather at the River.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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