A hotel guest calls the front desk and the clerk answers, \u201cMay I help you sir?<\/p>\n
The man says, \u201cYes, I\u2019m in room 858. You need to send someone to my room immediately.<\/p>\n
I\u2019m having an argument with my wife and she says she\u2019s going to jump out of the window.\u201d<\/p>\n
The desk clerk says, \u201cI\u2019m sorry sir, but that\u2019s a personal matter.\u201d<\/p>\n
The man replies, \u201cListen, you idiot.<\/p>\n
The window won\u2019t open.. and that\u2019s clearly a maintenance issue.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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