A man went to confession in St. Patrick\u2019s Catholic Church.<\/p>\n
\u2018Father\u2019, he confessed, \u2018it has been one month since my last confession.<\/p>\n
I had sex with Fanny Green twice last month.\u2019<\/p>\n
The priest told the sinner, \u2018You are forgiven. Go out and say three Hail Mary\u2019s.\u2019<\/p>\n
Soon thereafter, another man entered the confessional. \u2018Father, it has been two months since my last confession. I\u2019ve had sex with Fanny Green twice a week for the past two months.\u2019<\/p>\n
This time, the priest questioned, \u2018Who is this Fanny Green?\u2019<\/p>\n
\u2018A new woman in the neighborhood,\u2019 the sinner replied.<\/p>\n
\u2018Very well,\u2019 sighed the priest. Go and say ten Hail Mary\u2019s.<\/p>\n
At mass the next morning, as the priest prepared to deliver the sermon, a tall, voluptuous, drop-dead gorgeous redheaded woman entered the sanctuary.<\/p>\n
The eyes of every man in the church fell upon her as she slowly sashayed up the aisle and sat down right in front of the priest.<\/p>\n
Her dress was green and very short, and she wore matching, shiny emerald-green shoes.<\/p>\n
The priest and the altar boy gasped as the woman in the green dress and matching green shoes sat with her legs spread slightly apart, but just enough to realize she wasn\u2019t wearing any underwear.<\/p>\n
The priest turned to the altar boy and whispered, \u2018Is that Fanny Green?\u2019<\/p>\n
The bug-eyed altar boy couldn\u2019t believe his ears but managed to calmly reply, \u2018No Father, I think it\u2019s just a reflection from her shoes\u2019.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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