A police officer was investigating a collision on a narrow, two-lane road where the drivers had nearly crashed head-on.<\/p>\n
One of the drivers, an elderly woman, kept repeating, \u201cHe wouldn\u2019t let me have my half of the road!\u201d<\/p>\n
After gathering all the details, the officer marched over to the other driver, who was inspecting the damage to his car.<\/p>\n
\u201cThat lady insists you wouldn\u2019t let her have her half of the road,\u201d the officer said. \u201cWhy not?\u201d<\/p>\n
With a frustrated sigh, the man turned away from his wrecked vehicle and replied, \u201cOfficer, I would have gladly given her half the road\u2014if only she had decided which half she wanted!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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