{"id":22150,"date":"2026-04-04T18:52:04","date_gmt":"2026-04-04T18:52:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=22150"},"modified":"2026-04-04T18:52:04","modified_gmt":"2026-04-04T18:52:04","slug":"this-time-of-night","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=22150","title":{"rendered":"This Time Of Night"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/IMG_2956-168x300.webp\" alt=\"\" width=\"168\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-22151\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/IMG_2956-168x300.webp 168w, https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/IMG_2956.webp 572w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 168px) 100vw, 168px\" \/><br \/>\nAn elderly man is stopped by the police around 2 a.m<\/p>\n<p>and is asked where he is going at this time of night.<\/p>\n<p>The man replies,<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI am on my way to a lessons about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body,  as well as smoking and staying out late.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The officer then asks,<\/p>\n<p>\u201cReally? Who is giving that lecture at this time of night?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The man replies,<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThat would be my wife.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>An elderly man is stopped by the police around 2 a.m and is asked where he is going at this time of night. The man replies, \u201cI&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":22151,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-22150","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22150","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=22150"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22150\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":22152,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22150\/revisions\/22152"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/22151"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=22150"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=22150"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=22150"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}