Tim decided to marry his long-time girlfriend.<\/p>\n
One evening, after their honeymoon, he was organizing his golfing gear while his wife stood nearby, watching him.<\/p>\n
After a long silence, she finally spoke up:<\/p>\n
\u201cTim, I\u2019ve been thinking. Now that we\u2019re married, maybe it\u2019s time for you to quit golfing. You spend so much time on the course, and you could probably get a good price for your clubs.\u201d<\/p>\n
Tim\u2019s face suddenly went pale.<\/p>\n
She asked, \u201cDarling, what\u2019s wrong?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cFor a moment there, you sounded just like my ex-wife,\u201d he replied.<\/p>\n
\u201cEx-wife!\u201d she exclaimed, \u201cI didn\u2019t know you were married before!\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cI wasn\u2019t,\u201d he answered. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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