{"id":22162,"date":"2026-04-05T23:33:03","date_gmt":"2026-04-05T23:33:03","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=22162"},"modified":"2026-04-05T23:33:03","modified_gmt":"2026-04-05T23:33:03","slug":"she-asked-for-the-impossible-his-reply-was-perfect","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=22162","title":{"rendered":"She Asked for the Impossible. His Reply Was Perfect."},"content":{"rendered":"

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\nShe Asked for the Impossible. His Reply Was Perfect.<\/p>\n

An old man asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot over to an attractive woman.
\nThe waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said, \u201cThis is from the gentleman seated over there, \u2018\u201d indicating the sender.<\/p>\n

She regarded the wine coolly for a second, not looking at the man, and decided to send a reply note to the man.<\/p>\n

The waiter, who was lingering for a response, took the note from her and conveyed it to the gentleman.<\/p>\n

The note read:<\/p>\n

\u201cFor me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the bank, and 7 inches in your pants.\u201d<\/p>\n

After reading the note, the old man decided to compose one of his own in return.<\/p>\n

He folded the note, handed it to the waiter and instructed him to return this to the woman.<\/p>\n

It read:<\/p>\n

\u201cFor your information, I have a Ferrari Maranello, a BMW 28, a Mercedes CL600 and a Porsche Turbo in my garage. There are over twenty million dollars in my bank account. But, not even for a woman as beautiful as you would I cut three inches off. Just send the bottle back.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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