{"id":22168,"date":"2026-04-06T19:42:46","date_gmt":"2026-04-06T19:42:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=22168"},"modified":"2026-04-06T19:42:46","modified_gmt":"2026-04-06T19:42:46","slug":"a-priest-is-driving-on-the-highway-when-hes-pulled-over-for-speeding","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=22168","title":{"rendered":"A priest is driving on the highway when he\u2019s pulled over for speeding."},"content":{"rendered":"

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\nA priest is driving on the highway when he\u2019s pulled over for speeding.<\/p>\n

The police officer smells alc0hol on his breath and spots an empty wine bottle on the floor.<\/p>\n

He said, \u201cFather, have you been drinking?\u201d<\/p>\n

The priest replies: \u201cJust water.\u201d<\/p>\n

The policeman answers: \u201cThen why do I smell wine?\u201d<\/p>\n

And the priest looks down at the bottle and says: \u201cGood Lord, He\u2019s done it again!\u201d<\/p>\n

A Priest and a Nun Get Lost in a Blizzard
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\nA priest and a nun were lost in a blizzard. After a while, they came upon a small cabin.<\/p>\n

Being exhausted, they prepared to fall asleep. There was a pile of blankets and a sleeping bag on the floor, but only one bed.<\/p>\n

As a gentleman, the priest said, \u201cSister, you sleep on the bed. I\u2019ll sleep on the floor in the sleeping bag.\u201d<\/p>\n

The moment he got zipped up in the bag and was slowly falling asleep, the nun said, \u201cFather, I\u2019m cold.<\/p>\n

He opened the sleeping bag, got up, took a blanket, and put it on her.
\nOnce again, he climbed back into the sleeping bag, zipped it up, and began to fall asleep when the nun said again: \u201cFather, I am still very cold.\u201d<\/p>\n

He unzipped the bag, got up again, put another blanket on her, and got back into the sleeping bag once again. Just as his eyes closed, she said: \u201cFather, I\u2019m sooooo cold.\u201d<\/p>\n

This time, he stood there and winked at the woman and smiled. Then he said, \u201cSister, I have an idea. We are here in the wilderness where no one will ever know what happened. Let\u2019s pretend we\u2019re married.\u201d<\/p>\n

The nun purred: \u201cThat\u2019s fine with me.\u201d<\/p>\n

To which the priest yelled out: \u201cOkay, so get up and get your own stupid blanket!\u201d<\/p>\n

Oh, the beauty of marriage!
\nHope this joke makes you smile! Have a nice day!!!<\/p>\n

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