{"id":22189,"date":"2026-04-07T23:15:42","date_gmt":"2026-04-07T23:15:42","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=22189"},"modified":"2026-04-07T23:15:42","modified_gmt":"2026-04-07T23:15:42","slug":"a-blonde-was-driving-down-an-old-country-road","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=22189","title":{"rendered":"A blonde was driving down an old country road"},"content":{"rendered":"

A blonde was driving down an old country road when she spotted a blonde rowing a boat in a in a wheat field.<\/p>\n

She pulled over to the side of the road and stopped the car. Staring in disbelief she stands at the side of the road to watch the woman for a while. When she could not stand it any more she called out to the blonde in the field.<\/p>\n

\u201cWhy are you rowing a boat in the middle of the field?\u201d<\/p>\n

The blonde in the field stops rowing and responds, \u201cBecause it is an ocean of wheat.\u201d<\/p>\n

The blonde standing on the side of the road is furious.<\/p>\n

She yells at the blonde in the field. \u201cIt\u2019s blondes like you that give the rest of us a bad name.\u201d<\/p>\n

The blonde in the field just shrugged her shoulders and began rowing again.<\/p>\n

The blonde on the side of the road was beside herself and shook her fist at the blonde in the field then yelled, \u201cIf I could swim I would come out there and kick your ass.\u201d
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\nA magician had landed a comfortable job on a cruise ship.<\/p>\n

His act was rendered hilarious by his parrot who would ridicule the magician after every trick, saying \u201cBig deal, the cards up his sleeve.\u201d or \u201cHe put the ball in a hidden floor, the big faker!\u201d<\/p>\n

One night the ship began to sink and while confusion reigned, the magician was just barely able to get to a tiny life boat with his beloved parrot. For two days the magician and parrot floated on the rough seas. Strangely, the parrot sat on the opposite end of the craft just staring at the magician.<\/p>\n

Finally, on the fourth day, the parrot screamed \u201cOkay, I give up\u2026 where the hell did you put the god damned boat!\u201d<\/p>\n

There was a hysterical call at the fire department, and it went like this:<\/p>\n

\u201cHelp me, please help me! There is a cat meowing and yowling with frequency and urgency. It is going to hurt me. Can you please help me and send the fire squad right away?\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cTake it easy! Cats don\u2019t hurt us. Just relax and wait until it leaves.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cYou don\u2019t understand it is going to bite me; it is going to be fatal!\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cCats aren\u2019t like snakes or spiders that are poisonous. By the way, who is calling?\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cI\u2019m Josephine\u2019s parrot, you idiot! Help me please, help!\u201d<\/p>\n

Three sons left home to make their fortunes, and they all did very, very well for themselves.<\/p>\n

They got together recently and were discussing what they each had done to benefit their aging mother. \u2018Well,\u2019 said the first one, \u2018I bought mom a huge house in Beverly Hills.\u2019<\/p>\n

\u2018I bought her a Mercedes and hired a full-time driver for her.\u2019<\/p>\n

\u2018I\u2019ve beaten you both,\u2019 said the third. \u2018I bought her a miraculous parrot that can talk to her.\u2019<\/p>\n

A little later, the mother sent out a thank you letter to all three sons.<\/p>\n

\u2018Gerald, the house you bought was too big. I only live in one room, and I have to clean the entire house. Milton, the car is useless because I don\u2019t go anywhere; I\u2019m too old. But Robert, you know exactly what I like. The chicken was delicious.\u2019<\/p>\n

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