{"id":22250,"date":"2026-04-10T19:34:00","date_gmt":"2026-04-10T19:34:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=22250"},"modified":"2026-04-10T19:34:00","modified_gmt":"2026-04-10T19:34:00","slug":"a-boy-comes-back-from-school-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=22250","title":{"rendered":"A boy comes back from school"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A boy comes back from school, disappointed, because he got a 0 on a geography exam.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThe teacher gave me a zero because I couldn\u2019t answer a question on Portugal,\u201d he said.<\/p>\n<p>His mother asked, \u201cWhat was the question?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWhere\u2019s Portugal.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThe idiot teacher, I\u2019m going to call the principal\u2019s office. In the meantime we\u2019re going to find where Portugal is.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>She gets a map of the state and can\u2019t find Portugal. Then she gets a map of the region and still can\u2019t find Portugal. She gets a map of the city and can\u2019t find Portugal.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI swear Portugal can\u2019t be far.<\/p>\n<p>The maid is from Portugal and she comes here to work everyday on her bicycle.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A boy comes back from school, disappointed, because he got a 0 on a geography exam. \u201cThe teacher gave me a zero because I couldn\u2019t answer a&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":22251,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-22250","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22250","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=22250"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22250\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":22252,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22250\/revisions\/22252"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/22251"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=22250"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=22250"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=22250"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}