{"id":22253,"date":"2026-04-10T23:07:30","date_gmt":"2026-04-10T23:07:30","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=22253"},"modified":"2026-04-10T23:07:30","modified_gmt":"2026-04-10T23:07:30","slug":"things-heat-up-for-this-old-couple-in-bed","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=22253","title":{"rendered":"Things Heat-Up For This Old Couple In Bed."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/IMG_3089-168x300.webp\" alt=\"\" width=\"168\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-22254\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/IMG_3089-168x300.webp 168w, https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/IMG_3089.webp 572w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 168px) 100vw, 168px\" \/><br \/>\nIt\u2019s never over, \u2019til it\u2019s over LOL<br \/>\nAfter nearly 50 years of marriage, a couple was lying in bed one evening, when the wife felt her<br \/>\nhusband begin to massage her in ways he hadn\u2019t in quite some time.<br \/>\nIt almost tickled as his fingers started at her neck, and then began moving down past the small of<br \/>\nher back.<br \/>\nHe then caressed her shoulders and neck, slowly worked his hand down, stopping just over her<br \/>\nstomach.<br \/>\nHe then proceeded to place his hand on her left inner arm, working down her side, passing gently<br \/>\nover her buttock and down her leg to her calf.<br \/>\nThen, he proceeded up her thigh, stopping just at the uppermost portion of her leg.<br \/>\nHe continued in the same manner on her right side, then suddenly stopped, rolled over and<br \/>\nbecame silent.<br \/>\nAs she had become quite aroused by this caressing, she asked in a loving voice, \u2018Honey that was<br \/>\nwonderful. Why did you stop?\u2019<br \/>\nTo which he responded: \u2018I found the remote.\u2019\u2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It\u2019s never over, \u2019til it\u2019s over LOL After nearly 50 years of marriage, a couple was lying in bed one evening, when the wife felt her husband&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":22254,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-22253","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22253","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=22253"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22253\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":22255,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22253\/revisions\/22255"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/22254"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=22253"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=22253"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=22253"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}