A cowboy walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman.<\/p>\n
He gives her a quick glance then causally looks at his watch for a moment.<\/p>\n
The woman notices this and asks, \u201cIs your date running late?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cNo\u201d, he replies,\u201dI just got this state-of the-art watch, and I was just testing it..\u201d<\/p>\n
The intrigued woman says, \u201cA state-of-the-art watch? What\u201ds so special about it?\u201d<\/p>\n
The cowboy explains, \u201cIt uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically.\u201d<\/p>\n
The lady says, \u201cWhat\u201ds it telling you now?\u201d<\/p>\n
Well, it says you\u2019re not wearing any panties.\u201d<\/p>\n
The woman giggles and replies \u201cWell it must be broken because I am wearing panties!\u201d<\/p>\n
The cowboy smiles, taps his watch and says, \u201cDamn thing\u2019s an hour fast.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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