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\nA blonde woman wants to prove she is smart, so she goes down to the local police station and says that she wants to become a detective.<\/p>\n

The police chief decides to humor her, and asks her \u201cOkay, can you tell what is 1 and 1?\u201d \u201cEleven\u201d, she replies.<\/p>\n

The chief thinks a moment and says, \u201cThat\u2019s not what I wanted, but I guess that\u2019s technically correct.<\/p>\n

Second question: what two days of the week begin with the letter T?\u201d he asks. \u201cToday and Tomorrow\u201d, the blonde answers.<\/p>\n

The chief is again surprised that the blonde has supplied an answer that\u2019s not entirely wrong.<\/p>\n

\u201cNow listen carefully, who k*lled Abraham Lincoln?\u201d he asks her.<\/p>\n

The blonde looks a little surprised. She thinks really hard for a minute and finally admits, \u201cI don\u2019t know.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cWell, why don\u2019t you go home and work on that one for a while?\u201d<\/p>\n

So, the blonde wanders over to the beauty parlor, where her pals are waiting to hear the results of the interview.<\/p>\n

The blonde was exultant. \u201cThe interview went great!\u201d she says. \u201cFirst day on the job and I\u2019m already working on a m*rd*r c*se!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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