{"id":22455,"date":"2026-04-24T18:09:08","date_gmt":"2026-04-24T18:09:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=22455"},"modified":"2026-04-24T18:09:08","modified_gmt":"2026-04-24T18:09:08","slug":"video-i-took-my-dad-to-the-mall-the-other-day-too","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=22455","title":{"rendered":"Video: I took my dad to the mall the other day too"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 92). We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/IMG_3562.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"255\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-22456\" \/><br \/>\nThe teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue. My dad kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find him staring every time.<\/p>\n<p>When the teenager had had enough, he sarcastically asked, \u2018What\u2019s the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life? man, never done anything wild in your life?<\/p>\n<p>Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response, knowing he would have a good one, and in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response. \u201cGot drunk once, and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 92). We decided to grab a bite at the food&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":22456,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-22455","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22455","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=22455"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22455\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":22457,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22455\/revisions\/22457"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/22456"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=22455"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=22455"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=22455"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}