A Veterinarian was feeling ill and went to see her doctor.<\/p>\n
The doctor asked her all the usual questions, about symptoms, how long had they been occurring, etc.,<\/p>\n
when she interrupted him: \u201cAs a vet \u2013 I don\u2019t need to ask my patients all kinds of annoying questions: I can tell what\u2019s wrong just by looking. Why can\u2019t you?\u201d<\/p>\n
The doctor nodded, stood back, looked her up and down, quickly wrote out a prescription, handed it to her and said, \u201cThere you are.<\/p>\n
Of course, if that doesn\u2019t work, we\u2019ll have to have you put to sleep.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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