{"id":22500,"date":"2026-04-27T19:01:57","date_gmt":"2026-04-27T19:01:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=22500"},"modified":"2026-04-27T19:01:57","modified_gmt":"2026-04-27T19:01:57","slug":"a-boy-and-his-date-were-parked-on-a-back-road-some-distance-from-town","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=22500","title":{"rendered":"A boy and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A boy and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town, doing what boys and girls do on back roads some distance from town. Things were getting hot and heavy when the girl stopped the boy. \u201cI really should have mentioned this earlier.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/IMG_3656-300x178.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"178\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-22501\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/IMG_3656-300x178.png 300w, https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/IMG_3656.png 675w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><br \/>\nBut I\u2019m actually a hooker and I charge $20 for se\u201d she said. The boy just looked at her for a couple of seconds, but then reluctantly paid her, and they did their thing and they did their thing. After the cigarette, the boy just sat in the driver\u2019s seat looking out the window. \u201cWhy aren\u2019t we going anywhere?\u201d asked the girl. \u201cWell, I should have mentioned this before, but I\u2019m actually a taxi driver, and the fare back to town is $25.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A boy and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town, doing what boys and girls do on back roads some distance from&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":22501,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-22500","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22500","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=22500"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22500\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":22502,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22500\/revisions\/22502"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/22501"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=22500"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=22500"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=22500"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}