{"id":22525,"date":"2026-04-28T18:38:46","date_gmt":"2026-04-28T18:38:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=22525"},"modified":"2026-04-28T18:38:46","modified_gmt":"2026-04-28T18:38:46","slug":"a-lawyer-is-trying-to-call-his-clients","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=22525","title":{"rendered":"A lawyer is trying to call his clients."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/IMG_3681-167x300.webp\" alt=\"\" width=\"167\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-22526\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/IMG_3681-167x300.webp 167w, https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/IMG_3681-572x1024.webp 572w, https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/IMG_3681-768x1376.webp 768w, https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/IMG_3681.webp 800w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 167px) 100vw, 167px\" \/><br \/>\nA lawyer is trying to call his clients.<\/p>\n<p>The phone rings and a little boy, in a whisper, says, \u201d Hello\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Lawyer: \u201cIs your mommy there?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Boy: (whispers) \u201cYes.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Lawyer: \u201cCan I speak to her?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Boy: (whispers) \u201cShe\u2019s very busy.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Lawyer: \u201cIs your daddy there?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Boy: (whispers) \u201cYes.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Lawyer: \u201cCan I speak to him?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Boy: (whispers) \u201cNo, He\u2019s very busy.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Lawyer: \u201cIs there anyone else there?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Boy: (whispers) \u201cYes, the fire department.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Lawyer: \u201cCan I talk to one of them?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Boy: (whispers) \u201cNo, They\u2019re busy too.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Lawyer: \u201cIs there anybody ELSE there?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Boy: (whispers) \u201cThe police department.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Lawyer: \u201cWell, can I talk to one of them?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Boy: (whispers) \u201cNo, They\u2019re busy too.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Lawyer: \u201cLet me get this straight, your mother, father, the fire department and the police department are all in your house, and they are all busy. What are they doing?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Boy: (whispers) \u201cThey are all looking for me.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A lawyer is trying to call his clients. The phone rings and a little boy, in a whisper, says, \u201d Hello\u201d Lawyer: \u201cIs your mommy there?\u201d Boy:&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":22526,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-22525","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22525","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=22525"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22525\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":22527,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22525\/revisions\/22527"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/22526"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=22525"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=22525"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=22525"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}