{"id":22544,"date":"2026-05-04T21:06:55","date_gmt":"2026-05-04T21:06:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=22544"},"modified":"2026-05-04T21:06:55","modified_gmt":"2026-05-04T21:06:55","slug":"a-lady-comes-home-from-her-doctor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=22544","title":{"rendered":"A lady comes home from her doctor"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/05\/IMG_3715-168x300.webp\" alt=\"\" width=\"168\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-22545\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/05\/IMG_3715-168x300.webp 168w, https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/05\/IMG_3715.webp 572w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 168px) 100vw, 168px\" \/><br \/>\nA lady comes home from her doctor\u2019s appointment grinning from ear to ear.<\/p>\n<p>Her husband asks,<\/p>\n<p>Why are you so happy?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The wife says, \u201cThe doctor told me that for a forty-five year old woman,<\/p>\n<p>I have the breasts of a eighteen year old.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Oh yeah?\u201d quipped her husband,<\/p>\n<p>What did he say about your forty-five year old ass?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>She said, \u201cYour name never came up in the conversation.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A lady comes home from her doctor\u2019s appointment grinning from ear to ear. Her husband asks, Why are you so happy?\u201d The wife says, \u201cThe doctor told&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":22545,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-22544","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22544","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=22544"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22544\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":22546,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22544\/revisions\/22546"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/22545"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=22544"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=22544"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=22544"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}