Five surgeons were talking about the best patients\u2026<\/p>\n
The first surgeon says, \u201cAccountants are the best to operate on because when you open them up, everything on the inside is numbered.\u201d<\/p>\n
The second surgeon says, \u201cNah \u2013 librarians are the best. Everything inside them is in alphabetical order.\u201d<\/p>\n
The third surgeon responds, \u201cTry electricians, man! Everything inside them is color-coded!\u201d<\/p>\n
The fourth surgeon intercedes,\u201d I prefer lawyers. They\u2019re heartless, spineless, gutless, and their heads and butts are interchangeable.\u201d<\/p>\n
To which the fifth surgeon, who has been quietly listening to the conversation, says, \u201cI like engineers. They always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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