Unexpectedly, an artist\u2019s wife started having sex with him every day.<\/p>\n
Though quite unusual, he didn\u2019t question his luck, deciding to just enjoy the ride.<\/p>\n
One day, his wife approached him.<\/p>\n
\u201cHoney? Can you sketch a picture for me?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cOf course!\u201d he replied.<\/p>\n
\u201cWhat should I draw?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cWhat you think our baby will look like.<\/p>\n
\u201cHe stared back at her, eyes wide.<\/p>\n
Then, sighing heavily, he grabbed a pencil and pad, quickly sketched out a picture, and pushed it toward her.<\/p>\n
\u201cWhat the hell is this?\u201d she laughed, surveying the page.<\/p>\n
It was just a stick figure firing a gun at another stick figure, smiling, with no wounds showing on his stick body.<\/p>\n
\u201cI asked you to imagine what our baby would look like!\u201d she repeated.<\/p>\n
\u201cAnd I got a vasectomy five years ago,\u201d he said.<\/p>\n
\u201cSo I drew a blank.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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