{"id":22672,"date":"2026-05-16T00:01:24","date_gmt":"2026-05-16T00:01:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=22672"},"modified":"2026-05-16T00:01:24","modified_gmt":"2026-05-16T00:01:24","slug":"video-tommy-got-5","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=22672","title":{"rendered":"Video: Tommy Got!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Tommy got kicked out of class today.<\/p>\n<p>The teacher asked him:<\/p>\n<p>\u201cIf I gave you \u00a320 and you paid \u00a35 to Jane, \u00a35 to Clair &#038; \u00a35 to Katie, what would you have?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Apparently\u2026 Three blow jobs and enough for a kebab was the wrong answer!<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/05\/IMG_3856-300x242.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"242\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-22673\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/05\/IMG_3856-300x242.png 300w, https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/05\/IMG_3856.png 424w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tommy got kicked out of class today. The teacher asked him: \u201cIf I gave you \u00a320 and you paid \u00a35 to Jane, \u00a35 to Clair &#038; \u00a35&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":22673,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-22672","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22672","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=22672"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22672\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":22674,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22672\/revisions\/22674"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/22673"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=22672"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=22672"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=22672"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}