{"id":22678,"date":"2026-05-16T22:54:53","date_gmt":"2026-05-16T22:54:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=22678"},"modified":"2026-05-16T22:54:53","modified_gmt":"2026-05-16T22:54:53","slug":"a-shy-guy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=22678","title":{"rendered":"A shy guy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A shy guy goes into a pub and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar.<\/p>\n<p>After an hour of gathering up his courage, he finally goes over to her and asks, tentatively, \u201cUm, would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?\u201d.<\/p>\n<p>She responds by yelling, at the top of her voice, \u201cNO! I will not sleep with you!\u201d.<\/p>\n<p>Everyone at the bar is now staring at them. Naturally, the guy is extremely embarrassed and slinks back to his table.<\/p>\n<p>After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and apologises. She smiles and says quietly \u201cI\u2019m sorry if I embarrassed you. You see, I\u2019m a psychology student and I\u2019m studying how people respond to embarrassing situations\u201d.<\/p>\n<p>To this, the man responds at the top of his voice \u201cWHAT DO YOU MEAN \u00a3800?\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A shy guy goes into a pub and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar. After an hour of gathering up his courage, he finally goes&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":22679,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-22678","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22678","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=22678"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22678\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":22680,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22678\/revisions\/22680"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/22679"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=22678"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=22678"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=22678"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}