{"id":22767,"date":"2026-05-19T20:47:11","date_gmt":"2026-05-19T20:47:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=22767"},"modified":"2026-05-19T20:47:11","modified_gmt":"2026-05-19T20:47:11","slug":"im-a-light-bulb","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=22767","title":{"rendered":"I\u2019m a Light Bulb"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Paddy and Murphy are working on a building site. Paddy says to Murphy \u201cI\u2019m gonna have the day off. I\u2019m gonna pretend I\u2019m mad! \u201dHe climbs up the rafters.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/05\/IMG_3969-300x204.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"204\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-22768\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/05\/IMG_3969-300x204.png 300w, https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/05\/IMG_3969.png 588w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><br \/>\nHangs upside down and shouts \u201cI\u2019M A LIGHT BULB! I\u2019M A LIGHT BULB! \u201dMurphy watches in amazement! The Foreman shouts \u201cPaddy you\u2019re mad, go home\u201d.<\/p>\n<p>So he leaves the site. Murphy starts packing his kit up to leave as well. \u201cWhere the hell are you going?\u201d asks the Foreman. \u201cI can\u2019t work in the friggin\u2019 dark!\u201d says Murphy.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Paddy and Murphy are working on a building site. Paddy says to Murphy \u201cI\u2019m gonna have the day off. I\u2019m gonna pretend I\u2019m mad! \u201dHe climbs up&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":22768,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-22767","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22767","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=22767"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22767\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":22769,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22767\/revisions\/22769"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/22768"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=22767"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=22767"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=22767"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}