Judge: Why do you want divorce?<\/p>\n
Petitioner: My wife asks me to peel off garlic, cut onions, wash utensils.<\/p>\n
Judge: What\u2019s the problem in this? Just warm up the Garlic, it will be easy to peel it.<\/p>\n
Before cutting Onions just chill them in the refrigerator and then while cutting them the eyes won\u2019t burn.<\/p>\n
Before washing utensils just immerse them in water tub for 10 minutes, they can be easily washed<\/p>\n
Before washing clothes in Surf,<\/p>\n
soak them in water for half an hour , all the stains will go away and even hands won\u2019t get tired.<\/p>\n
Petitioner: Understood Your honour<\/p>\n
Please return my petition.<\/p>\n
Judge: What have you understood?<\/p>\n
Petitioner: That your condition is worse than mine<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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