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\nA company director returns home slightly tipsy after a client banquet.<\/p>\n
\nA company director returns home slightly tipsy after a client banquet.<\/p>\n
He stands outside the door calling for a while, but no one comes to open it.<\/p>\n
Thinking for a moment, he comes up with an idea and shouts:<\/p>\n
\u201cI\u2019ve brought the most beautiful bouquet\u2026 for the most beautiful woman in the world!\u201d<\/p>\n
As soon as he finishes speaking, the door immediately swings open.<\/p>\n
His wife appears, eyes lighting up with anticipation as she looks around eagerly.<\/p>\n
\u201cWhere is it? Where is the most beautiful bouquet?\u201d she asks.<\/p>\n
The director smiles softly, looks straight at her, and replies:<\/p>\n
\u201cAnd where is the most beautiful woman in the world\u2026 standing right in front of me, my dear?\u201d<\/p>\n
Read more\u2026<\/p>\n
A mother and a baby camel were talking one day when the baby camel asked;<\/p>\n
\u2500 Mom, why do we have these huge three-toed feet?<\/p>\n
The mother replied;<\/p>\n
\u2500 Well son, when we trek across the desert, our toes will help us stay on top of the soft sand.<\/p>\n
Two minutes later the young camel asked;<\/p>\n
\u2500 Mom, why do we have these long eyelashes?<\/p>\n
\u2500 They are there to keep the sand out of our eyes on the trips through the desert, the mother said.<\/p>\n
\u2500 Mom, why have we got these great big humps on our back?<\/p>\n
\u2500 They are there to help us store water for our long treks across the desert, so we can go without drinking for long periods of time.<\/p>\n
\u2500 So we have huge feet to stop us from sinking, long eyelashes to keep the sand out of our eyes, and these humps to store water.<\/p>\n
\u2500 Yes dear, said the mother.<\/p>\n
\u2500 So why are we in the San Diego Zoo?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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