{"id":22938,"date":"2026-06-17T21:55:03","date_gmt":"2026-06-17T21:55:03","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=22938"},"modified":"2026-06-17T21:55:03","modified_gmt":"2026-06-17T21:55:03","slug":"an-elderly-canadian-gentleman-of-83-arrived-in-paris-by-plane","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=22938","title":{"rendered":"An elderly Canadian gentleman of 83 arrived in Paris by plane."},"content":{"rendered":"

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\nAn elderly Canadian gentleman of 83 arrived in Paris by plane.<\/p>\n

At the French customs desk, the man took a few minutes to locate his passport in his carry-on bag.<\/p>\n

You have been to France before, monsieur?\u201d the customs officer asked, sarcastically.<\/p>\n

The elderly gentleman admitted he had been to France previously.<\/p>\n

\u201cThen you should know enough to have your passport ready.\u201d<\/p>\n

The Canadian said, \u201cThe last time I was here, I didn\u2019t have to show it.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cImpossible, Canadians always have to show your passports on arrival in France!\u201d<\/p>\n

The Canadian senior gave the Frenchman a long hard look, then he quietly explained,<\/p>\n

\u201cWell, when I came ashore at Juno Beach on D Day in 1944 to help liberate this country, I couldn\u2019t find any Frenchmen to show it to.\u201d<\/p>\n

A man decided to tattoo his wife\u2019s name on his pe*nis before going to their honeymoon<\/p>\n

When erect it proudly reads Wendy on the side of his shaft, but when soft it only shows Wy.<\/p>\n

While on his honeymoon in the Caribbean, he is using the bathroom and notices the guy in the urinal next to him also has a Wy on his pe*nis. He then asks the guy if his wife is named Wendy.<\/p>\n

The guy replies in a Jamaican accent, \u201cNo man, why do you ask?\u201d<\/p>\n

The husband then explains that he noticed the Wy on his pe*nis and shared that he also has Wy and then when erect it says \u201cWendy\u201d.<\/p>\n

The stranger then said, \u201cWhen I have a hard on it says, Welcome to Jamaica, have a nice day.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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