A gorgeous young brunette walked into a doctor\u2019s office looking worried and slightly embarrassed.<\/p>\n
\u201cDoctor,\u201d she said, \u201cI don\u2019t know what\u2019s wrong with me, but my whole body hurts. Everywhere I touch, it\u2019s painful.\u201d<\/p>\n
The doctor raised an eyebrow. \u201cEverywhere? That sounds impossible. Can you show me?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cOf course,\u201d she said.<\/p>\n
She lifted her hand, pressed one finger against her left wrist, and immediately screamed.<\/p>\n
\u201cSee?\u201d she cried. \u201cIt hurts!\u201d<\/p>\n
Then she touched her elbow and screamed even louder.<\/p>\n
The doctor leaned forward, watching carefully.<\/p>\n
She touched her knee and gasped in pain. Then she touched her ankle and let out another scream.<\/p>\n
\u201cI\u2019m telling you, doctor,\u201d she said, almost in tears, \u201csomething is seriously wrong. My entire body is in pain!\u201d<\/p>\n
The doctor stayed quiet for a moment, then looked at her with a curious expression.<\/p>\n
\u201cYou\u2019re not really a brunette, are you?\u201d he asked.<\/p>\n
She blinked. \u201cWell\u2026 no,\u201d she admitted. \u201cI\u2019m actually a blonde.\u201d<\/p>\n
The doctor nodded slowly.<\/p>\n
\u201cI thought so,\u201d he said. \u201cYour finger is broken.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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