On a crowded bus, a college girl kept holding tightly onto a banana in her back pocket, afraid it might get squashed in the crowd\u2014after all, it was her breakfast.<\/p>\n
As the bus approached the third stop, a man standing behind her asked politely:
\n\u201cExcuse me, are you getting off at the next stop?\u201d<\/p>\n
Not wanting to encourage conversation, she replied sharply:
\n\u201cNo way.\u201d<\/p>\n
The man hesitated, then said:
\n\u201cSorry, in that case, could you please give me\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n
He gently touched her hand\u2014the one holding the banana.<\/p>\n
She snapped:
\n\u201cHey! This banana is my breakfast. I\u2019m not giving it to you.\u201d<\/p>\n
The man calmly replied:
\n\u201cYes, your breakfast is still in your pocket\u2026 but what you\u2019re holding right now is my wife\u2019s dinner.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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