A young boy says to his father \u201cDad, our maths teacher is asking to see you.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cWhat happened?\u201d The father asks.<\/p>\n
\u201cWell, she asked me, \u2018how much is 7 * 9?\u2019 I answered \u201963\u2019 , then she asked, \u2018and 9 * 7?\u2019 So I asked \u2018what\u2019s the fucking difference?\u2019<\/p>\n
\u201cIndeed, what is the difference?\u201d asks the father. \u201dSure, I\u2019ll go.\u201d<\/p>\n
The next day, the boy comes home from school and says, \u201cDad, have you gone by the school?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cNot yet.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cWell when you do, come and see the gym teacher also.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cWhy?\u201d asks the father.<\/p>\n
\u201cWell we had a gym class today, and he asked me to raise my left arm, I did. Then my right arm, I also raised it. Then he asked me to lift my right leg, so I did. \u2018Now,\u2019 he says, \u2018lift your left leg,\u2019 so I asked, \u2018What, am I suppose to stand on\u2026. my cock??\u2019\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cExactly,\u201d says the father. \u201cAlright, I\u2019ll come.\u201d<\/p>\n
The next day, the boy asks his father \u201cDid you go to the school?\u201d \u201cNo, not yet.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cDon\u2019t bother, I got expelled.\u201d<\/p>\n
Surprised, the father asks \u201cWhy did you get expelled?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cWell, they summoned me to the principal\u2019s office, and sitting there were the math teacher, the gym teacher, and the art teacher.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cThe fuck was the art teacher doing there!?\u201d asks the father.<\/p>\n
\u201cThat\u2019s what I said!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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