{"id":23103,"date":"2026-07-04T19:07:31","date_gmt":"2026-07-04T19:07:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=23103"},"modified":"2026-07-04T19:07:31","modified_gmt":"2026-07-04T19:07:31","slug":"video-the-hat-on-the-beach","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=23103","title":{"rendered":"Video: The Hat on the Beach"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A man was relaxing on the beach one sunny afternoon, stretched out comfortably on the sand.<\/p>\n<p>He wasn\u2019t wearing much at all \u2014 in fact, the only thing covering him was a small cap placed carefully over his private area.<\/p>\n<p>People passing by tried not to stare, but one woman walking along the shore couldn\u2019t help noticing him.<\/p>\n<p>She stopped beside him, looked down with disapproval, and shook her head.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWell,\u201d she said, \u201cif you were any sort of gentleman, you would lift your hat to a lady.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The man opened one eye, looked up at her, and paused for a moment.<\/p>\n<p>Then he smiled and replied:<\/p>\n<p>\u201cIf you were any sort of a hot lady, the hat would lift by itself.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A man was relaxing on the beach one sunny afternoon, stretched out comfortably on the sand. He wasn\u2019t wearing much at all \u2014 in fact, the only&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":23104,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-23103","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23103","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=23103"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23103\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":23105,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23103\/revisions\/23105"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/23104"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=23103"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=23103"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=23103"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}