{"id":23138,"date":"2026-07-07T00:27:58","date_gmt":"2026-07-07T00:27:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=23138"},"modified":"2026-07-07T00:27:58","modified_gmt":"2026-07-07T00:27:58","slug":"a-couple-were-roaring-down-the-road","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=23138","title":{"rendered":"A couple were roaring down the road"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A couple was roaring down the road on a Honda motorcycle when the guy pulled over because his leather jacket had a broken zipper.<\/p>\n<p>He told his girlfriend, \u201cI can\u2019t keep driving anymore, the air hitting me in the chest is unbearable.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>His girlfriend said, \u201cTry putting your jacket on back to front.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The boyfriend quickly made the change, and they continued roaring down the road until the next bend! The boyfriend was going far too fast, lost control, and the couple was both flung into a ditch.<\/p>\n<p>A passing motorist stopped, rushed over to help, then ran to call the police.<\/p>\n<p>The police telephone operator asked, \u201cAre they showing any signs of life?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWell,\u201d the motorist explained, \u201cthe girl seems OK, and her boyfriend was moving until I turned his head around the right way!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A couple was roaring down the road on a Honda motorcycle when the guy pulled over because his leather jacket had a broken zipper. He told his&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":23139,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-23138","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23138","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=23138"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23138\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":23140,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23138\/revisions\/23140"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/23139"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=23138"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=23138"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=23138"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}