While teaching religion class one morning Sister Bridgette was speaking to her 3rd-grade class and she asked the question, \u201cWhen you die and go to heaven\u2026 which part of your body goes first?<\/p>\n
Suzy raised her hand and said, \u201cI think it\u2019s your hands.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cWhy do you think it\u2019s your hands, Suzy?\u201d said Sister.<\/p>\n
Suzie replied, \u201cBecause when you pray, you hold your hands together in front of you and God just takes your hands first.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cWhat a wonderful answer!\u201d the nun said.<\/p>\n
Little Johnny raised his hand and said, \u201cSister, I think it\u2019s your legs\u201d.<\/p>\n
Sister Bridgette looked at him with the strangest look on her face.<\/p>\n
\u201cNow Little Johnnie, why would you think it would be your legs?\u201d<\/p>\n
Little Johnny said, \u201cWell I walked into mommy and daddy\u2019s bedroom the other night\u2026\u2026<\/p>\n
Mommy had her legs straight up in the air, and she was saying, \u201cOH GOD, I\u2019M COMING!\u201d.<\/p>\n
If daddy hadn\u2019t pinned her down, we\u2019d have lost her!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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