{"id":23227,"date":"2026-07-12T00:03:03","date_gmt":"2026-07-12T00:03:03","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=23227"},"modified":"2026-07-12T00:03:03","modified_gmt":"2026-07-12T00:03:03","slug":"an-elderly-man-lay-on-his-d3athbed","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=23227","title":{"rendered":"An elderly man lay on his d3athbed."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/IMG_4686-1-240x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"240\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-23228\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/IMG_4686-1-240x300.jpeg 240w, https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/IMG_4686-1.jpeg 479w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 240px) 100vw, 240px\" \/><br \/>\nAn elderly man lay on his d3athbed, surrounded by his wife, three kids, and a nurse.<\/p>\n<p>With a deep breath, he began speaking:<\/p>\n<p>\u201cBill, you get the Beverly Hills houses.<\/p>\n<p>Mary, the offices in the Center are yours.<\/p>\n<p>Debra, the apartments over the L.A. Plaza are all yours.<\/p>\n<p>And my dear wife, you take all the residential buildings near downtown.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The nurse, wide-eyed, said, \u201cWow, your husband must\u2019ve been an incredible man to amass so much property to leave behind.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The wife sighed and replied, \u201cWhat property? The guy had a paper route!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>LOL!!<\/p>\n<p>Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>An elderly man lay on his d3athbed, surrounded by his wife, three kids, and a nurse. With a deep breath, he began speaking: \u201cBill, you get the&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":23229,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-23227","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23227","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=23227"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23227\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":23230,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23227\/revisions\/23230"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/23229"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=23227"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=23227"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=23227"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}