{"id":23234,"date":"2026-07-12T18:07:25","date_gmt":"2026-07-12T18:07:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=23234"},"modified":"2026-07-12T18:07:25","modified_gmt":"2026-07-12T18:07:25","slug":"a-married-man-was-visiting-his-girlfriend-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/?p=23234","title":{"rendered":"A married man was visiting his girlfriend"},"content":{"rendered":"

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\nA married man was visiting his girlfriend<\/p>\n

Just a joke. Don\u2019t take marriage advice from this post \ud83d\ude02<\/p>\n

A married man was visiting his girlfriend when she asked him to shave off his beard.<\/p>\n

\u201cOh, Brian,\u201d she said. \u201cPlease shave it off. I want to see all of your handsome face.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cI can\u2019t,\u201d Brian replied. \u201cMy wife loves this beard. She\u2019d k*ll me if I shaved it off!\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cPlease\u2026\u201d she pleaded in a teasing voice.<\/p>\n

Brian finally gives in and shaves off the beard.<\/p>\n

Later that night, Brian crawls into bed while his wife is sleeping. She wakes up and feels his face in the dark. Then she says,<\/p>\n

\u201cOh, Kevin, you shouldn\u2019t be here now. Brian will be home shortly!\u201d<\/p>\n

Read more\u2026<\/p>\n

After 3 years, the wife starts to think that their child looks different, so she decides to do a DNA test. She finds out that the child is actually from completely different parents.<\/p>\n

Wife: \u201cDear, I have something very serious to tell you.\u201d<\/p>\n

Husband: \u201cWhat\u2019s up?\u201d<\/p>\n

Wife: \u201cAccording to DNA test results, this is not our child.\u201d<\/p>\n

Husband: \u201cWell don\u2019t you remember? When we were leaving the hospital, we noticed that our baby had a wet nappy and you said, \u201cEddie, go and change the baby, I\u2019ll wait for you here.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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