A Sunday School teacher of preschoolers told her students that she wanted each of them to have learned one fact about Jesus by the next Sunday.<\/p>\n
The following week she asked each child in turn what he or she had learned.<\/p>\n
Susie said, \u201cHe was born in a manger.\u201d<\/p>\n
Bobby said, \u201cHe threw the money changers out of the temple.\u201d<\/p>\n
Little Johnny said, \u201cHe has a red pickup truck but he doesn\u2019t know how to drive it.\u201d<\/p>\n
Curious, the teacher asked, \u201cAnd where did you learn that, Johnny?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cFrom my Daddy,\u201d said Johnny. \u201cYesterday we were driving down the highway, and this red pickup truck pulled out in front of us and Daddy yelled at him, \u2018Jesus Christ! Why don\u2019t you learn how to drive?\u2019\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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