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\nThe old lady is in the supermarket and starts throwing the frozen veggies on the floor, so the manager asks if he can help.<\/p>\n
\nThe old lady is in the supermarket and starts throwing the frozen veggies on the floor, so the manager asks if he can help.<\/p>\n
\u201cI\u2019m looking for Broccoli.\u201d<\/p>\n
He informs her that they are out of stock, and she leaves.<\/p>\n
An hour later, she is back, throwing the frozen veggies onto the floor. The irate manager asks again if he can help.<\/p>\n
\u201cI\u2019m looking for Broccoli.\u201d<\/p>\n
Once again, he informs her that they are out of stock.<\/p>\n
15 mins before closing, she comes stalking straight to the frozen veggies, as she is about to start throwing them out, the very irritated manager asks whether I can help.<\/p>\n
\u201cI\u2019m looking for Broccoli.\u201d<\/p>\n
The Manager asks Madam can you spell Dog in Dogmore.<\/p>\n
She says yes, \u201dDOG.\u201d<\/p>\n
Very good, can you spell Cat in Catsdelight?\u201d<\/p>\n
She says, \u201cCAT.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cVery good, now can you spell F in Broccoli?\u201d<\/p>\n
She says, \u201d There\u2019s no F in Broccoli.\u201c<\/p>\n
\u201cMadam, I\u2019ve been trying to tell you that all day!!!\u201d<\/p>\n
LOL!!<\/p>\n
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!<\/p>\n
An Old Lady Entered A Crowded Bus.<\/p>\n
An old lady entered a crowded bus.<\/p>\n
I was on a very crowded bus, and an old woman with a walker got on.<\/p>\n
All the other passengers proceed to file on and take up the remaining standing places, but she stands close to me, staring me in the eyes.<\/p>\n
After 5 minutes of this, I kindly ask, \u2018May I help you?\u2019<\/p>\n
She replies, \u201cYes, I have been waiting here for 5 minutes now, and you have not offered to give me your seat.\u201c<\/p>\n
\u201cCan you give me a good reason why I should?\u201d<\/p>\n
I can give you 5. I am an old woman of 86. I have near paralysis in my left leg, a hip that has been replaced twice, my husband died 3 days ago, and every second I stand up is pure agony. Can you give me as many reasons why you deserve the seat?\u201d<\/p>\n
Sadly, only one. I\u2019m the f-reakin\u2019 driver.\u201d<\/p>\n
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