A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for a few years. One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in him that she was pregnant.<\/p>\n
Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he paid her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to have the child.<\/p>\n
If she stayed in Italy he would also provide child support until the child turned 18. She agreed but wondered how he would know when the baby was born.<\/p>\n
To keep it discrete, he told her to mail him a postcard and write \u201cSpaghetti\u201d on the back. He would then arrange for child support.<\/p>\n
One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife. \u201cHoney,\u201d she said, \u201cyou received a very strange postcard today.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cOh, just give it to me and I\u2019ll explain it later,\u201d he said.<\/p>\n
The wife obeyed and watched as her husband read the card, turned white, and fainted.<\/p>\n
On the card was written \u201cSpaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Two with meatballs, one without.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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